Vibrating Bollock guitarist, Kid Hell, killed
today.
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Legendary Nu Metal Buttcore band, Vibrating Bollock were found
dead this morning, after the air vent on their tour bus failed.
Police say that the lead singer/guitarist Lord
Detritus-Metalis had bought the band a curry to celebrate the success
the completion of the recording of their second EP.
Sub-Officer, Philias Fellatio of the Wiltshire
Fire Brigade says "The type of curry that the band had, produce
toxic emmissions that if not vented can cause suffocation. Bird
mess was found clogging up the air vent and prevented ventolation"
Shaky balls
Vibrating Bollock were best known for their Shaky
Balls EP and the whereabouts of the second EP is now the subject
of a police investigation.
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