News

18/04/2005: Lyrics for "Single Beds" finally added.

28/10/2004: The remaining members of Vibrating Bollock, like the bunch of dickheads they are, got themselves killed.

13/9/2004: So a year later, the lazy bastards put a news item in. So what's happened in VBworld? Well, not a lot. There will be a new song available soon. There has been rumours of a song inclusion on a compilation called "This Is Brightoncore" and it with sad regret that I inform you all of the death of King Giant. He was shot in the face by a disgruntled customer at the fast food outlet he works at to get money for strings. The attacker has yet to be caught and was seen running away from the incident wearing a tutu and had a large piece of hamburger stuck on his nose. The Fucker.

24/8/2003: Vibrating Bollock would like to apologise for the lack of site update. This is due to a long running battle that took place in the streets of Oslo, Norway. After playing a gig supporting Black Metal maestros "Demonicherry Popperintium" Vibrating Bollock got entangled in the gang war between the fans of DC and their rival band, death metal chuggers "Excretal Bleed".

Thankfully, We had the Death People on our side and we managed, after four weeks of sword battles to get away and spent a further four weeks hitch hiking home through Europe. We've since been recovering and engaging in male prostitution to get the money for new instruments. (Broadswords and Guitars don't go well together)

15/5/2003: Vibrating Bollock are proud to announce the replacement for the now imprisoned scorpion. Our new bass player goes by the name of Corporal Felching.

13/5/2003: The (V)etal Is people have come and gone and their new board can be found in the stickied topic in the forum.

13/5/2003: New music page because some people were having trouble finding the mp3's

13/4/2003: Due to his recent incarceration into Her Majesty's Prisons, The Scorpion has been forced to leave the band. Vibrating Bollock are currently auditioning for a new Bass Player in the monkey enclosure at an undisclosed zoo.

13/4/2003: A new MP3 is available from the main page of this site. Vibrating Bollock have teamed up with Death People, an upcoming band from Northern Ireland, for the track "True Metal Conversion".

26/2/2003: Chubbothy, who guest starred on the Shaky Balls EP has been cleared of her burglary charge.

9/1/2003: Vibrating Bollock would like to wish you all a Belated Happy New Year and issue a congratulations for King Giant on the birth of his 3rd Illegitamate child

23/11/2002: The New E.P. entitled "The Shaky Balls E.P." is now ready and copies are being made up. I will update the MP3 samples to the new improved versions and will set up the facility for you to get ya hands on a copy soon.

23/11/2002: Our tour bus has a new spare tyre.

23/11/2002: Vibrating Bollock would like to make clear that the MP3 in circulation called "i'll bite your testicles for a dollar" is not of our doing. We also have no idea who's it is. Don't be conned by this fake.

01/10/2002: Imminent is the release of the first E.P. by Vibrating Bollock. This will be called "The Shaky Balls E.P." (this name is uncomfirmed) and will feature remixed songs from the demo plus a couple of new ones.

16/9/2002: Kid Hell would like to deny the allegations of sex with a miner, these allegations are unfounded and no charges have been made.

09/9/2002: The Scorpion would like to announce the purchase of a new bass guitar. His official statement reads as follows: "fucking 'ell guvnor this 'as 5 strings, wot the fuck!"

06/9/2002: Vibrating Bollock would like to deny any involvement in the drunken orgies of Reverend Fungacide of Look Mum No Head The official statement reads as follows:

"This guy is a fucking maniac, he thinks he is a latter day caligula!
I wouldn't touch his whores with a barge pole, they all have diseases dude"

15/08/2002: King Giant is pleased to announce his return from Jail.

22/7/2002: The first demo is out. You can't have one though cos we're too fucking underground.